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'Cos a house is not a boy
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A conversation between teacher and student
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Me: So, do you know your address?
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Boy: No, I don't know.
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Me: Where do you live?
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Boy: In my house.
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(suddenly remembering that the kid is living in an apartment complex)
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Me: Do you know the name of your "house?"
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Boy: No, I don't. It doesn't talk, eh.